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Re: Larry Gilbert
I love this to death. Some asshole sends crap data to sixdegrees
including dredged up real email addresses, then when sixdegrees and the
contacts given react in a totally appropriate manner other (?) assholes
berate them for living. And this one even manages to toss in an
anti-AOL rant where AOL plays no part.
Such witticisms I haven't seen since my kids turned 7.
PHM
HyperReal-Anon wrote:
>
> On Mon, 14 Sep 1998, sixdegrees wrote:
>
> >
> > Just a quick update from sixdegrees(tm). Unfortunately Larry
> > Gilbert ([email protected]) asked not to be listed as your
> > contact with sixdegrees.
> >
> > We also wanted to make sure you were aware that you currently
> > have no other confirmed contacts, so it will be hard for you to
> > have a productive sixdegrees experience. As you probably know,
> > without any confirmed contacts, you won't get any results from our
> > networking searches.
> >
> > So, we just wanted to recommend that you head over to
> > http://www.sixdegrees.com , log-in, and go to MY CONTACTS
> > to list additional relationships.
> >
> >
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>
> Since you seem so intent on continuing to spam the Cypherpunks list like
> some AOL luser-wannabe, I have a better idea. Follow this procedure
> exactly to reach enlightenment:
>
> 1) Open the cases for all your computers.
> 2) Drop your pants.
> 3) Whip it out. In the case of a woman, just squat.
> 4) Spray all your machines.
> 5) If any machines are still working, pour large amounts of concentrated
> nitric acid solution on them. Inhale the resulting vapors.
> 6) Close the door, activate the halon system, sit down, and inhale deeply.
> 7) You will pass out. Within a few minutes, you will see the Grand Poobah
> himself.
> 8) If you do not have a halon system, inhale heavy gasses such as freon.
>
> We're glad to be of service to clueless AOLholes and clueless
> AOLhole-wannabes everywhere. Have a nice day.